Bill Gates and Laloo's Meeting

Conversation between Bill Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihar
 

 
Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance  concept.
 

Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our  house.
 

Gates(Confused) : Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
 

Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are  sleeping  under the net.
 

Gates: By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
 

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
 

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a  lot  about RAM and ROM.
 Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly  available in  A.P..
 

 Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system  crashes.
 Laloo: I have exhuasted all my leave.
 

 Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
 Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
 

 Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing).
 "Windows is restarting.Please wait........ ....."

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